hmm.. what can i say. i must say this year is indeed a breakthrough year - my little one and moi monkey cousin has gotten herself a boyfriend! omg! i still remember her as the 'boys yucks' girl from st nicholas school. oh yeah, she was disgusted with the idea of boy-friends, let alone having a boyfriend himself! what a change, what a news! yes, i'm surprise.. esp this little girl didnt tell me about her bf, till i saw her picture on whatsapp.. that's disappointing as big monkey :( hehe.. i'll drill her despite this far far distance on the details.
ok, if you are wondering about how's this new mummy getting along with her 'adjustments', it still sucks! seriously, people, esp you guys!, respect and love your mothers - they really went through shit to have you (me inclusive) popping out from them. all you might see in family album is those happy-to-be-pregnant pictures, but hey, it's a torturous process behind those smiles,
ok. picture this
- wake up in the morning yet cant just turn and get up cos you'll get so so dizzy if you just get up as usual
- it takes no time for the little one inside to remind you he needs breakfast hence no time for you to have proper wash-up, and dont even bother about choosing what clothes to wear - when he wants food, he wants it NOW!;
- when you manage to drag yourself to breakfast store (cos there's simply no allowance for you to cook breakfast), you have to eat so fast yet so slowly, in order to 'eat more' before little guy pulls the 'no more food' string. just as how he demands it, when he wants to stop, you have to stop now otherwise he'll make sure there's more hell experience.
- when you try to walk (the most advisable exercise for pregnant women) he demands his rest, therefore you just have to walk very very slowly in order not to create 'turbulence' in his nest. and even so, you cant really walk far, you just to stop and rest for 15mins after a 5-10mins walk.
- when you finally finally get back home, you will be so tired yet you cant sit nor sleep. if you lie in that position, you'll feel so bloated; if you sit in this position, every inch of body tells you to lie down.
- oh, thank God, you finally find the 'right position', you can finally rest or even nap.. but wait!, it's only 15-20mins! of peace before you have to fight with discomfort all day
- even if you are kinda hungry, you have to ask, yes ask literally, the little boss inside for his appetite - wrong food (ie not his preference) is a one-way ticket to another hell experience.
- nothing you eat tastes good or even tasty for you can taste nothing at all! bland and tasteless.. and you'll wonder where did all those good food go.
- when it's finally bedtime, you are damn tired yet you cant just turn and sleep. you have to find his comfortable position, before he could let you sleep in peace.
then tomorrow starts all over again. i tell you man, it's a horrendous torture. i'm just thankful i'm not working now, i cant imagine how to perform in office with all these physical and emotional roller-coaster rides.
honestly, this is how i spent past days and i suspect it'll be so for more days to come. people tell me it'll be over after he stablised, and this is one of those times you wish you have those jim carrey's remote control to fast forward life. just get it over asap, please!!
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